Today, March 11, is the world’s opportunity to celebrate America’s finest jam band that isn’t actually a jam band: 311. Omaha’s best has been doing their thing for 34 years, preaching all things original. In honor of the holiest of music holidays, here are 31 way to celebrate 311.

If you think this is a joke, it is not a joke. I am a legit 311 fan after seeing them live in 1997 and 2017. They were so good in 2017 I bought a bootleg shirt. Here’s proof.

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31. Chill

30. Nod your head

29. Take it to ’em bro

28. Fussin’ and cussin’ and bitchin’ and kickin’

27. Do some homework

26. Pass the kind buds

25. Drop it on you

24. La la la la la la let me go

23. Visit

22. Flow

21. Chill

20. Get back in alignment

19. Freak out

18. Burn the whole thing down

17. Freeze time

16. Take a big leap

15. Don’t believe it til you see it and then see it twice

14. Come on

13. Give that girl wings

12. Say goodnight to the sun

11. Chill

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10. Conduct to the Mother Star

9. Fuck you up when you least expect it

8. Don’t stay home

7. Play some pachinko, play some Parcheesi

6. Light a candle for the dead

5. Come original

4. Trust your instincts

3. Burn a bridge (or two)

2. Brainstorm

1. Chill

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