It’s not about how long you’re around, it’s about what you do with the time
My fellow Americans, since it’s July, the USA’s birth month, we’re running our inaugural Best American Band Tournament.
Since the band that told us “the world is a vampire,” it seems the gloomy vibes haven’t dissipated after about 30 years.
Songs too esoteric, too shitty and often just too British for us and our sanded down, optimized, focus grouped US charts.
What was Miller Lite supposed to do? The mountaintop had been reached as far as advertising beer to football fans goes, just show the drunk sex dog.
A key element of Thanksgiving is going home at the exact same time everyone you knew from high school is going home and you know you’re going to see them at a bar.
“Bad” food is good, we know this now thanks to TV chefs. They’re pros and they eat sloppy egg sandwiches and truck tacos.