Bring your own baby
Bring a book, take a book, drink beer and eat a hot dog in a bar that plays baseball games.
Not in my back yard. Or front yard.
Toddlers like to repeat. Toddlers like to scream. Toddlers like to be in control.
Is a children’s book teaching my kid about Norwegian black metal band Mayhem?
Bring the kids! Wear a costume! Expect a lot of Ramones music
God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaur stickers.