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- ['Am I Going to Feel Any Better?'](https://riylmag.com/am-i-going-to-feel-any-better/): "Waiting for Godot" and watching dingers
- [A Baseball Game is Not the Best Place to Enjoy a Hot Dog](https://riylmag.com/a-baseball-game-is-not-the-best-place-to-enjoy-a-hot-dog/): I love baseball. I love encased meats.
- [Diary of the Philadelphian Who Doesn’t Like Baseball ](https://riylmag.com/diary-of-the-philadelphian-who-doesnt-like-baseball/): I used to play for the Phillies.
- [Best Magazines to Bring to the Ballgame ](https://riylmag.com/best-magazines-to-bring-to-the-ballgame/): What to read to pass time during the national pastime
- [Gina Wynbrandt on Slump Busting, Gambling, and Big, Meaty Forearms](https://riylmag.com/gina-wynbrandt-on-slump-busting-gambling-and-big-meaty-forearms/): Slump busting, baseball Reddit, teammates humping and actually good baseball art
- [Horror Characters I’d Like to See Throw a Ceremonial First Pitch](https://riylmag.com/horror-characters-id-like-to-see-throw-a-ceremonial-first-pitch/): “I want to play a game.” Well, you came to the right place old man, now put down that medieval torture device and toss one down the middle.
- [Eat Shit and Live](https://riylmag.com/eat-shit-and-live/): Cranked emotions and pointless reactivity, everyone flying off the handle to test their boundaries, safely dipping their toes into Reagan-era hypermasculinity
- [Sparky’s Dream: A Cold War Thaw on the Diamond](https://riylmag.com/sparkys-dream-a-cold-war-thaw-on-the-diamond/): Lost to the dustbins of time - but available on YouTube! - is the film “Comrades of Summer,” which starred Joe Mantegna as the irrepressible Sparky Smith, superstar player-manager of the Seattle Mariners.
- [We’re Keeping This Field](https://riylmag.com/were-keeping-this-field/): A film about healing family trauma. Obviously.
- [Baseball Terms That Summon Xolotl](https://riylmag.com/baseball-terms-that-summon-xolotl/): Baseball terms can be confusing. If you’ve ever been to a game where there are dark clouds forming overhead and the players are not acting quite right, these definitions will help you understand what the hell is going on down there on the field.
- [Baseball vs. Booze: 9 Cocktails for 9 Innings](https://riylmag.com/baseball-vs-booze-9-cocktails-for-9-innings/): 9 ball clubs and cocktails pairings for celebration or drowning one’s sorrows
- [The White Sox are Chicago’s Team](https://riylmag.com/the-white-sox-are-chicagos-team/): I now live a mile from Disneyfied Wrigley Field and wear my Sox hat proudly
- [The Changeup: Better Baseball in 2026](https://riylmag.com/the-changeup-better-baseball-in-2026/): Baseball has always been changing. No one wants to go back to the dead ball era.
- [Seasons Tickets for the Worst Team of All Time](https://riylmag.com/seasons-tickets-for-the-worst-team-of-all-time/): My vanity project had gone awry
- [Take a Pitch! Advice from a Dad, Coach and Former T-ball All-Star](https://riylmag.com/take-a-pitch-advice-from-a-dad-coach-and-former-t-ball-all-star/): When my pitch came, I knew it. I didn't think about it, I just knew. I missed it by a mile.
- [Romance Novels Made Me Kinda Like Baseball?](https://riylmag.com/romance-novels-made-me-kinda-like-baseball/): For anyone looking for their next joyful read, where someone happens to play baseball and everyone gets to be in love
- [Dusty Finish](https://riylmag.com/dusty-finish/): If you had to guess when the high five was invented what would you say?
- [The Only Honest Baseball Simulator](https://riylmag.com/the-only-honest-baseball-simulator/): Whoever's still standing is safe. That's the call. That was always the call. Might.
- [The Lemon Man of Kauffman Stadium](https://riylmag.com/the-lemon-man-of-kauffman-stadium/): Thanks for putting something strange into the world
- [A Case for Stirrups](https://riylmag.com/a-case-for-stirrups/): Its history is rooted in life or death
- [How Scott Radisnky Cards Led to the Print Edition of Recommend If You Like](https://riylmag.com/how-scott-radisnky-cards-led-to-the-print-edition-of-recommend-if-you-like/): Baseball cards, bike messengers, Pokémon, punk bands and Pulley
- [Not a Homer: The Odyssey of a Baseball Fan Without a Home Team](https://riylmag.com/not-a-homer-the-odyssey-of-a-baseball-fan-without-a-home-team/): Growing up without a hometown baseball team, but being a baseball fan, deprived me of the all-encompassing passion of being a fan of one team, that fabled, monogamous, live-with-the-team, die-with-the-team relationship
- [I Parlayed Every Baseball Game Every Day For a Week and It Sucked](https://riylmag.com/i-parlayed-every-baseball-game-every-day-for-a-week-and-it-sucked/): I lost while rooting for the Yankees. I’ve never been so humiliated.
- [Promote Me Up to the Ball Game](https://riylmag.com/promote-me-up-to-the-ball-game/): Will this ever happen in American sports? No! We do not deserve nice things. But what if we did?
- [Recommended DC: Concerts](https://riylmag.com/recommended-dc-concerts/): One show pick for every day of the week
- [Recommended DC: Concerts Archive](https://riylmag.com/recommended-dc-concerts-archive/): You can't live in the past
- [The Best Giveaways for Every Major League Baseball Team in 2026](https://riylmag.com/the-best-giveaways-for-every-major-league-baseball-team-in-2026/): Slimed jerseys, bloody jerseys, Harry Cary inspired jerseys...
- [Best Books I Read in 2025](https://riylmag.com/best-books-i-read-in-2025/): A mixture of classic fiction, modern soon-to-be-TV novels, end of the world warnings, guides, modern history and parenting books
- [Best Movies I Saw in a Theatre in 2025](https://riylmag.com/best-movies-i-saw-in-a-theatre-in-2025/): Sinners is a dating litmus test
- [Best Thing I Ate at Home in 2025](https://riylmag.com/best-thing-i-ate-at-home-in-2025/): Breakfast sandwiches, gummies, noodle rolls, ramen, tibs and more
- [Best Rewatches of 2025](https://riylmag.com/best-rewatches-of-2025/): Our favorite Lynch rewatch is rated G
- [The Recommend If You Like Song Calendar](https://riylmag.com/the-recommend-if-you-like-song-calendar/): Every day is a good reason to put on a specific song
- [Best Football TV Show of 2025: First Things First](https://riylmag.com/best-football-tv-show-of-2025-first-things-first/): I want real debate about fake stuff
- [The Best Movies I Watched on a Plane in 2025](https://riylmag.com/the-best-movies-i-watched-on-a-plane-in-2025/): A Sleepy Floyd Ninja revenge movie? An explanation of “Star Wars Holiday Special”? Yes, please
- [My Favorite Record and Book Pairings of 2025](https://riylmag.com/my-favorite-record-and-book-pairings-of-2025/): We’re talking an immersive pairing of two pieces of art that work together to shut the world out through parallel vibes, thematic overlaps, and/or just being cool and interesting on their own and together
- [2025: A Year Straight Out of a Marvel Movie](https://riylmag.com/2025-a-year-straight-out-of-a-marvel-movie/): It’s up to viewers like us to be the change we want to see.
- [Top 3 Funniest Moments in 2025 Global Football](https://riylmag.com/top-3-funniest-moments-in-2025-global-football/): Sports are in other countries are more fun
- [Guts, bodily fluids, witness to torture. "Parenthood" is the ultimate horror movie](https://riylmag.com/guts-bodily-fluids-witness-to-torture-parenthood-is-the-ultimate-horror-movie/): Hide your eyes. You can’t look away.
- [2025 Horror Calendar](https://riylmag.com/2025-horror-calendar/): What follows is your challenge, 31 days and 31 films. From real life dangers to psychedelic scares, we’ll guide you through it all.
- [Love at second bite: Francis Ford Coppola’s “Dracula”](https://riylmag.com/love-at-second-bite-francis-ford-coppolas-dracula/): It's good to have a good time
- [Spice Up Your Sex Life With Cronenberg Roleplay](https://riylmag.com/spice-up-your-sex-life-with-cronenberg-roleplay/): New positions, new blood-sucking orifices, and a new lease on love
- [I can’t watch the Nationals, I’ll watch the Nationals](https://riylmag.com/i-cant-watch-the-nationals-ill-watch-the-nationals/): Why I keep going to the ballpark in a hopeless season
- [“It’s An Operating Table”: Recalling My Favorite Beatdowns In Movies While Receiving An Extremely Painful Massage](https://riylmag.com/its-an-operating-table-recalling-my-favorite-beatdowns-in-movies-while-receiving-an-extremely-painful-massage/): "Every once in a while, I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care. The way I saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime." -Henry Hill
- [Ozzy Osbourne, Famous for Urinating On The Alamo, Has Died](https://riylmag.com/ozzy-osbourne-famous-for-urinating-on-the-alamo-has-died/): It was all Ozzy’s fault.
- [Way Out at Waymore’s](https://riylmag.com/way-out-at-waymores/): The charm gene runs strong in the Jennings family.
- [Las Vegas for Tourists or: Ed’s Punk Rock Bowling Companion Guide](https://riylmag.com/las-vegas-for-tourists-or-eds-punk-rock-bowling-companion-guide/): Where to eat and drink the next time you're in the Arts District
- [How The Pope and the United States Presidency Have Been Intertwined since Game 2 of the 2005 American League Championship Series ](https://riylmag.com/how-the-pope-and-the-united-states-presidency-have-been-intertwined-since-game-2-of-the-2005-american-league-championship-series/): Was a fake dropped third strike an act of God?
- [A Room with a View, Toronto Blue Jays version](https://riylmag.com/a-room-with-a-view-toronto-blue-jays-version/): It would be easy to get comfortable and walk around in your underwear before remembering you’re in a public place where thousands of people can see you.
- [The Best Giveaways for Every MLB Team in 2025](https://riylmag.com/the-best-giveaways-for-every-mlb-team-in-2025/): Bobbleheads are great. But I want coolers and radios.
- [Chappie: Defending a Masterpiece 10 Years Later](https://riylmag.com/chappie-defending-a-masterpiece-10-years-later/): Literally every second Chappie is on screen, it’s a perfect movie.
- [The Sesame Street Character that Best Represents Every MLB Team](https://riylmag.com/the-sesame-street-character-that-best-represents-every-mlb-team/): C is for Cubbies, that's good enough for me...
- [The Vans Warped Tour Lineup Reveal is Perfect](https://riylmag.com/the-vans-warped-tour-lineup-reveal-is-perfect/): And 23 guesses on the acts yet to be announced for the DC dates
- [Why are we sharing? How are we sharing? Does it matter?](https://riylmag.com/why-are-we-sharing-how-are-we-sharing-does-it-matter/): Posting vs. Art
- [Best Television Revival Candidates of 2025](https://riylmag.com/best-television-revival-candidates-for-2025/): Revisiting the past to create something new. And good.
- [Best Rewatches of 2024](https://riylmag.com/best-rewatches-of-2024/): Comfort movies, comfort TV shows, comfort live performances, comfort recaps...
- [Best Movies I Watched at Home in 2024](https://riylmag.com/best-movies-i-watched-at-home-in-2024/): Baseball, beavers, guitars and more...
- [Best Thing I Ate at Home in 2024](https://riylmag.com/best-thing-i-ate-at-home-in-2024/): First and foremost, your home kitchen needs a big bottle of Maggi seasoning.
- [Best Books I Read in 2024](https://riylmag.com/best-books-i-read-in-2024/): That quote from John Waters about not sleeping with people that don't have books around the house
- [My Favorite Record and Book Pairings of 2024](https://riylmag.com/my-favorite-record-and-book-pairings-of-2024/): Just like last year, I read a bunch of books in 2024 and most of the time had some kind of jazz/experimental/ambient music on in the background while reading them. For me, best case scenario, this setup heightens the experience of both the book and the album, as they work together to tune out distractions;
- [Dream Jukebox 2024](https://riylmag.com/dream-jukebox-2024/): With contributions from DC9, Ivy & Coney, The Kickback, Daniel Knox, LUXXURY, Dougie Poole, Red Derby, Mike Reed, Al Scorch, Serengeti, Teen Mortgage, The Whistler, Wussy and many, many more
- [Best Movies I Saw in a Theatre in 2024](https://riylmag.com/best-movies-i-saw-in-a-theatre-in-2024/): There is a clear favorite.
- [Best Things I Ate in 2024](https://riylmag.com/best-things-i-ate-in-2024/): Gotta eat
- [Best Drink I Drank in 2024](https://riylmag.com/best-drink-i-drank-in-2024/): I love bullshit and this drink is the epitome of bullshit.
- [Stocking Stuffer Store Power Rankings](https://riylmag.com/stocking-stuffer-store-power-rankings/): You should probably get this stuff ASAP
- [Rice Cookers, Strangers and 'All We Imagine As Light'](https://riylmag.com/rice-cookers-strangers-and-all-we-imagine-as-light/): “You’re not my wife!”
- [How the Geto Boys Accidentally Created Horrorcore Rap](https://riylmag.com/how-the-geto-boys-accidentally-created-horrorcore-rap/): After horrorcore became the Gathering of the Juggalos and cold, paranoid aesthetics of trap pushed some genuinely weird shit to the heights of commercial success, the Geto Boys’ best music still sounds more fresh, funny, raw, garishly confrontational, and clinically cold and cutting than most of what’s out there.
- [A Type O Negative Full Discography Retrospection and Rankings ](https://riylmag.com/a-type-o-negative-full-discography-retrospection-and-rankings/): Everything dies but that doesn't mean you can't be someone's druidess
- [Top 10 Most Appropriate Joker Costumes for Kids ](https://riylmag.com/top-10-most-appropriate-joker-costumes-for-kids/): Not every Joker is the correct Joker
- [Give Me That Old-Time Satanic Religion](https://riylmag.com/give-me-that-old-time-satanic-religion/): Power – like sex, food, and amusement – is a perfectly normal thing to want.
- [Spooky HEY! HO! LET’S GO! Saturday, October 19 at Juneberry Garage](https://riylmag.com/spooky-hey-ho-lets-go-saturday-october-19-at-juneberry-garage/): Our annual Halloween dance party moves to the brand new bar at The Parks at Walter Reed
- [Should 'War Game' come with a trigger warning? ](https://riylmag.com/should-war-game-come-with-a-trigger-warning/): I was not exactly surprised by the January 6, 2021 insurrection. Like a lot of D.C. residents, I have family and friends who literally work in the Capitol. There are others in my life that cover the right wing extremist movements. Maybe most importantly, like most Internet savvy Millennials, I understood how 4Chan and 8Chan
- [Does 'Batwheels' Batman value Robin or if you had all the money would you buy your foster child a 2007 Hyundai Santro?](https://riylmag.com/does-batwheels-batman-value-robin-or-if-you-had-all-the-money-would-you-buy-your-foster-child-a-2007-hyundai-santro/): The Batmobile is badass. All of the Batmobiles are great. They all appear safe, safer than most every car you'll see on the road today. From the iconic 1960s Adam West Batmobile and 1989s Michael Keaton Batmobile to the more military looking vehicles driven by Christian Bale, Ben Affleck and Robert Pattinson, Batman does not
- [2024 Horror Calendar](https://riylmag.com/2024-horror-calendar/): Horror is a genre of abundance. There are so many low budget, high budget, weird, and conventional horror movies floating in the ether of your streaming services that it has gotten increasingly hard to settle on one. Are you up for a slasher? Dying for a twisted romance? Or are you a haunted house and
- [AI & I: When Disruption Darkened My Doorstep](https://riylmag.com/ai-i-when-disruption-darkened-my-doorstep/): When I asked ChatGPT to tell me who I was and why I mattered, perhaps I got what I deserved, which tends to amplify pain rather than to buffer it. ChattGPT says I'm dead
- ["Sleeping Beauty": Tchaikovsky v. Night Things](https://riylmag.com/sleeping-beauty-tchaikovsky-v-night-things/): There was a time when I didn't believe in love. That’s not true, exactly. I’ve always known love was real, because if it’s not, there is no ontology worth the sweat. I’ve felt love’s sting many times, and each has felt like the first, in my life if not in plant and animal history. I
- [Bars Worth Traveling For: Anchor Bar](https://riylmag.com/bars-worth-traveling-for-anchor-bar/): One day, I received some bad news: I was going to be required to travel to Buffalo, New York for work.
- [Bars Worth Traveling For: The Owl Bar](https://riylmag.com/bars-worth-traveling-for-the-owl-bar/): A cave of one’s own
- [Bars Worth Traveling For: La Mariana Sailing Club](https://riylmag.com/bar-worth-traveling-for-la-mariana-sailing-club/): Who am I to judge the state of modern Tiki? All I know is that I like juice and booze all dressed up with flamin’ limes and crazy straws.
- [Steve Albini was wrong](https://riylmag.com/steve-albini-was-wrong/): Admit when you're wrong. It's OK to admit when you're wrong.
- [The Nihilist’s Guide to the Rap Beef Battle Royale of 2024](https://riylmag.com/the-nihilists-guide-to-the-rap-beef-battle-royale-of-2024/): I love this beef. It’s fascinating on many levels, and it’s so bafflingly stupid that it makes me realize I’m alive.
- [The Best Names in the 2024 NFL Draft](https://riylmag.com/the-best-names-in-the-2024-nfl-draft/): You see the dude and you’re like, oh gotcha, Frank Crum is an offensive tackle from Wyoming.
- [How to Lose a Moth Story Slam (and Why You Should)](https://riylmag.com/how-to-lose-a-moth-story-slam-and-why-you-should/): If you're not a performer, you should be one for a night, just to understand why you shouldn't trust anyone just because they happen to be holding a microphone.
- [“She Kissed Me”: Sananda Maitreya v. Spiritualized](https://riylmag.com/she-kissed-me-sananda-maitreya-v-spiritualized/): Are you ever going to shut up and kiss me, you fool?
- [I Should Be Allowed to Listen to The Soft Pink Truth on Ketamine (and maybe you should join me)](https://riylmag.com/i-should-be-allowed-to-listen-to-the-soft-pink-truth-on-ketamine-and-maybe-you-should-join-me/): Everyone loves their own drugs and hates everyone else's drugs.
- [Are the Berenstain Bears Trying to Kill Their Children?](https://riylmag.com/are-the-berenstain-bears-trying-to-kill-their-children/): Literally, not figuratively. Are they literally trying to no longer be parents?
- [Announcing: Kids Book Swap March 9 @ Slash Run](https://riylmag.com/announcing-kids-book-swap-march-9-slash-run/): Bring a book, please take home a few dozen books, we have too many kids books
- [My Sex-Ed Program was As Nasty as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Crew](https://riylmag.com/my-sex-ed-program-was-as-nasty-as-they-wanna-be-by-2-live-crew/): I gleaned some lifelong wisdom from 2 Live Crew about love, sex, relationships, and safety concerns associated with banging in low-budget motels.
- [The Missouri Compromise: How to Adapt the Kansas City Chiefs Without Pissing Everyone Off](https://riylmag.com/the-missouri-compromise-how-to-adapt-the-kansas-city-chiefs-without-pissing-everyone-off/): If Patrick Mahomes and Paul Rudd held a joint press conference to announce the change, would anyone be able to say no?
- [I Will Never Quit Listening to The Virgin Suicides Soundtrack When It's Time to Quit Something Else](https://riylmag.com/i-will-never-quit-listening-to-the-virgin-suicides-soundtrack-when-its-time-to-quit-something-else/): Quit early. Quit often. Quit until you find something that makes you want to quit quitting, and do that until it’s time to quit and go outside.
- [The 10 Best Children’s TV Shows to Fall Asleep To](https://riylmag.com/the-10-best-childrens-tv-shows-to-fall-asleep-to/): Kids wake up early. Too early.
- [Announcing: Twin Peaks Night February 22 @ Slash Run](https://riylmag.com/announcing-twin-peaks-night-february-22-slash-run/): One golden shovel will be available for only $29.99!
- [The Buffalo Bills Won’t Win a Super Bowl Until They Play in a Dome](https://riylmag.com/the-buffalo-bills-wont-win-a-super-bowl-until-they-play-in-a-dome/): If stadium alteration worked for the Cubs, it could work for the Bills.
- [2023, As Told By Action Movies](https://riylmag.com/2023-as-told-by-action-movies/): I loved 2023. I loved the fast-paced car chases through urban streets. I loved sieging mansions, taking out each machine gun-armed guard in my path. More than all that I loved my wife who disappeared under mysterious circumstances, but somewhere deep down I know she's still alive and I have to get her back.
- [Announcing: Recommend If You Like Baseball Book Swap March 27 @ Ivy and Coney](https://riylmag.com/announcing-recommend-if-you-like-baseball-book-swap-march-27-ivy-and-coney/): Bring a book, take a book, drink beer and eat a hot dog in a bar that plays baseball games
- [Saltburn is the Gothic-Romantic Kink Crossover Movie the World Needs Now](https://riylmag.com/saltburn-is-the-gothic-romantic-kink-crossover-movie-the-world-needs-now/): Rough sex, you see, can save the world.
- [My Trek Year](https://riylmag.com/my-trek-year/): It's rare to be 43 and discover something new that you love so much to become completely immersed in it
- [L’Rain, Barbenheimer Pop, and the UnResolved Pickle of American Loneliness ](https://riylmag.com/lrain-barbenheimer-pop-and-the-unresolved-pickle-of-american-loneliness/): An apt soundtrack and effective pain relief for the screeching hyperreality of the times
- [Recommended DC Archive](https://riylmag.com/recommended-dc-archive/): You can't live in the past. You can look at what we did and make some future plans?
- [Monologue Me: 5 Horror Novels Mike Flanagan Should Adapt](https://riylmag.com/monologue-me-5-horror-novels-mike-flanagan-should-adapt/): When it comes to horror, Flanagan is on top of the world, but wouldn’t it be cool to see him do something… different?
- [The Best Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction Segments I Watched in 2023](https://riylmag.com/the-best-beyond-belief-fact-or-fiction-segments-i-watched-in-2023/): Stay tuned for a story about a man that loved TV
- [Booze To Get You Through - Monthly Cocktails for 2024](https://riylmag.com/booze-to-get-you-through-monthly-cocktails-for-2024/): A tailored list of seasonally geared spirits and cocktails, semi-haphazardly but astutely assembled by a relatively seasoned bartender
- [Recommended DC](https://riylmag.com/what-to-do-in-washington-dc/): Recommend is in our name. So we recommend stuff to do in and around Washington, D.C.
- [The 2023 Recommend If You Like Liquid Advent Calendar](https://riylmag.com/the-2023-recommend-if-you-like-liquid-advent-calendar/): Merry December! Win some stuff to keep you awake and some stuff to put you to sleep.
- [Best Kelce Brother Turned Demigod in the Year 2023](https://riylmag.com/best-kelce-brother-turned-demigod-in-the-year-2023/): “Don’t mess with Queen Kylie!”
- [I swear that I wanted to write this about an album that has no words but the wind blew me this way…Hip-Hop and the Zen of being an Artist](https://riylmag.com/i-swear-that-i-wanted-to-write-this-about-an-album-that-has-no-words-but-the-wind-blew-me-this-wayhip-hop-and-the-zen-of-being-an-artist/): I’m grateful André shared his preferred breathing exercises with us.
- [Best Films of 2023, from 1943 to 2020](https://riylmag.com/best-films-of-2023-from-1943-to-2020/): The journey from “Cobra Woman” to “Shakespeare in Love”
- [My Favorite Record and Book Pairings of 2023](https://riylmag.com/my-favorite-record-and-book-pairings-of-2023/): Far beyond background music or the mid-30s guy version of lo-fi beats to relax/study to or whatever
- [Does Anthropologie owe David Lynch money?](https://riylmag.com/does-anthropologie-owe-david-lynch-money/): "Friends, we all live in the mud."
- [Saddest six word story extended edition](https://riylmag.com/saddest-six-word-story-extended-edition/): Not by Hemingway
- [Creed is not good. Baseball players have bad taste in music.](https://riylmag.com/creed-is-not-good-baseball-players-have-bad-taste-in-music/): Do you wanna die?
- ["Round and Round": Aerosmith vs. Ratt vs. Tevin Campbell and Prince vs. Twinz vs. Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti vs. Selena Gomez and the Scene](https://riylmag.com/round-and-round-aerosmith-vs-ratt-vs-tevin-campbell-and-prince-vs-twinz-vs-ariel-pinks-haunted-graffiti-vs-selena-gomez-and-the-scene/): How would you show up on this day, in this moment, if you knew you were destined to relive it, in slow but infinitely repeating cycles, again and again, inescapably, forever?
- [Nine Inch Nails Ranked](https://riylmag.com/nine-inch-nails-ranked/): 7,500+ words on 140 songs. But where does the song about fisting land? Gotta click to find out!
- [When it comes to Nirvana, I am Conan O'Brien](https://riylmag.com/when-it-comes-to-nirvana-i-am-conan-obrien/): Make new friends, but keep the old
- [RIYL Cookbook Swap November 21 at Ivy & Coney](https://riylmag.com/riyl-cookbook-swap-november-21-at-ivy-coney/): We're hosting a cookbook swap the week of the food holiday
- [The Indisputable Ghost Energy Drink Hierarchy](https://riylmag.com/the-indisputable-ghost-energy-drink-hierarchy/): You might suspect that I’m on the payroll with this company, but I assure you Ghost hasn’t sent me a dime. That being said, I already use this product and drumsticks aren’t cheap.
- ["Ripple": The Grateful Dead vs. The Church](https://riylmag.com/ripple-the-grateful-dead-vs-the-church/): Objectivity is a lie.
- [Halloween Movie Calendar 2023](https://riylmag.com/halloween-movie-calendar-2023/): The leaves are falling, the liquor store is filled with pumpkin flavored booze, and your romantic partner/children/friends all keep trying to lure you into a corn maze. It’s really, officially, October and that means you have 31 cursed nights to fill with spooks, scares, and spine chilling tales!
- [31 Horror Movies to Stream All October](https://riylmag.com/31-horror-movies-to-stream-all-october/): One pick for every day in October.
- [Oscar Categories That Done Got the Boot: A Retrospective](https://riylmag.com/oscar-categories-that-done-got-the-boot-a-retrospective/): Some examples of winners throughout the history of our favorite silly awards show that show us why these categories are kind of cool
- ["Jump": Van Halen vs. Kriss Kross](https://riylmag.com/jump-van-halen-vs-kriss-kross/): Two "Jumps," both alike in dignity
- ["Hold My Hand": Lady Gaga vs. Hootie & the Blowfish](https://riylmag.com/hold-my-hand-lady-gaga-vs-hootie-the-blowfish/): It may not make you pump your fist, but you’re absolutely going to sing along if someone does it at karaoke.
- ["Crazy": Gnarls Barkley vs. Patsy Cline vs. Aerosmith](https://riylmag.com/crazy-gnarls-barkley-vs-patsy-cline-vs-aerosmith/): Which song is craziest?
- ["Intergalactic": Beastie Boys vs. Smashing Pumpkins](https://riylmag.com/intergalactic-beastie-boys-vs-smashing-pumpkins/): Since the band that told us “the world is a vampire,” it seems the gloomy vibes haven’t dissipated after about 30 years.
- ["Queen Bitch": David Bowie vs. Lil' Kim](https://riylmag.com/queen-bitch-david-bowie-vs-lil-kim/): Life’s a bitch if you’re a bitch who can’t handle a real bitch without bitching.
- ["Tush": ZZ Top vs. Ghostface Killah & Missy Elliott](https://riylmag.com/tush-zz-top-vs-ghostface-killah-missy-elliott/): No matter what decade you grew up in, whether you’re from Houston or Staten Island, Black or White, or if you listen to rock or rap, everyone can come together over how great tush is.
- ["Be Sweet": The Afghan Whigs vs. Japanese Breakfast](https://riylmag.com/be-sweet-the-afghan-whigs-vs-japanese-breakfast/): All healthy relationship are alike in that no one wants to hear about them.
- [“For Whom the Bell Tolls”: Metallica vs. the Bee Gees vs. J. Cole vs. William Basinski](https://riylmag.com/for-whom-the-bell-tolls-metallica-vs-the-bee-gees-vs-j-cole-vs-william-basinski/): No art is ever truly created or destroyed
- ["Jailbreak": Thin Lizzy vs. AC/DC](https://riylmag.com/jailbreak-thin-lizzy-vs-ac-dc/): Ranking art sucks. I do it all the time because I need things to talk about, but it’s not really fair to whoever created what I’m ranking.
- ["Burn": The Cure vs. Nine Inch Nails](https://riylmag.com/burn-the-cure-vs-nine-inch-nails/): Which band do you prefer from "The Crow" OST?
- ["Stand": Sly and the Family Stone vs. R.E.M.](https://riylmag.com/stand-sly-and-the-family-stone-vs-r-e-m/): “Stand!” by Sly and the Family Stone is a better song than “Stand” by R.E.M. I doubt the members of R.E.M. would disagree.
- ["It's So Easy": The Crickets vs. Guns N' Roses](https://riylmag.com/its-so-easy-the-crickets-vs-guns-n-roses/): This song is on fuckin’ Appetite for Destruction, man. I grew up in Indiana. That record means A LOT to me.
- [“Days Like These”: Jason Aldean vs. Low](https://riylmag.com/days-like-these-jason-aldean-vs-low/): My therapist wants me to listen to less stuff like Low and more stuff like Jason Aldean, and she has a postgraduate education.
- [“No Doubt About It”: Hot Chocolate vs ABBA](https://riylmag.com/no-doubt-about-it-hot-chocolate-vs-abba/): Aliens are real god damn it
- ["Mother": Pink Floyd vs. Danzig](https://riylmag.com/mother-pink-floyd-vs-danzig/): Both artists are creating a commentary on parental control while saying the word, “mother,” an absurd amount.
- [“Rock & Roll”: The Velvet Underground vs. Led Zeppelin](https://riylmag.com/rock-roll-the-velvet-underground-vs-led-zeppelin/): I want to know how you feel right now.
- [“Cemet(e)ry Gates”:  The Smiths vs. Pantera](https://riylmag.com/cemetery-gates-the-smiths-vs-pantera/): I don’t want to live in either of those worlds
- [Thinking about the New Girl finale 5 years later. Are we dead?](https://riylmag.com/thinking-about-the-new-girl-finale-5-years-later-are-we-dead/): Was the New Girl mocking the 2023 Chicago Bears?
- [Gone Country: Jimmy Buffett’s Rare Landlocked Album](https://riylmag.com/gone-country-jimmy-buffetts-rare-landlocked-album/): The beach bum persona is what he’s known for, but before that he was a full-blown Southern hippie who railed against capitalism and religious hypocrisy in his lyrics.
- [Squishables vs. Squishmallows: The Great American Squish-Off](https://riylmag.com/squishables-vs-squishmallows-the-great-american-squish-off/): I've always been a touch-hungry bastard.
- ["99 Problems": Ice-T vs. Trick Daddy vs. Jay-Z](https://riylmag.com/99-problems-ice-t-vs-trick-daddy-vs-jay-z/): May we all find 99 new problems more exciting and worthy of our grit than our current ones.
- [Spooky HEY! HO! LET’S GO! October 14 at DC9](https://riylmag.com/spooky-hey-ho-lets-go-october-14-at-dc9/): Happy Halloween! Let's listen to "Monster Mash" every 20 minutes!
- [The Art of Pooping on Tour](https://riylmag.com/the-art-of-pooping-on-tour/): Be ready to build character and appreciate mundane luxuries
- [RIP Paul Reubens, Long Live Pee-wee Herman](https://riylmag.com/rip-paul-reubens-long-live-pee-wee-herman/): Pee-wee is more interesting than God.
- [The Best American Band is Prince and The Revolution](https://riylmag.com/the-best-american-band-is-prince-and-the-revolution/): It’s not about how long you’re around, it’s about what you do with the time
- [Best American Band Tournament](https://riylmag.com/best-american-band-tournament/): My fellow Americans, since it’s July, the USA’s birth month, we’re running our inaugural Best American Band Tournament.
- [Film Club: The 8 best movies of 2023 so far that you haven’t seen — or maybe even heard of](https://riylmag.com/film-club-the-8-best-movies-of-2023-so-far-that-you-havent-seen-or-maybe-even-heard-of/): As we prepare for summer blockbuster season to kick off in earnest the Barbenheimer behemoth, it’s a perfect time to highlight under-seen and under-discussed films of the year
- [Gone Country: Ray Charles Has Friends in Low Places](https://riylmag.com/gone-country-ray-charles-has-friends-in-low-places/): “You take country music, you take black music, you got the same goddam thing exactly.”
- [Social Media is Pro Wrestling](https://riylmag.com/social-media-is-pro-wrestling/): The last 25 weeks of social media feels like the last 25 years of professional wrestling.
- [Recommend If You Like 2 Year Anniversary Party](https://riylmag.com/recommend-if-you-like-2-year-anniversary-party/): Books about sex and murder. Music from 2002. Come hang out.
- [Today's Baseball Walk-Up Songs](https://riylmag.com/todays-baseball-walk-up-songs/): Most everyday I hear at least one song that would make for a perfect walk-up song in a baseball game. Since I'm not a professional baseball player or run the music for a professional baseball team and have no real desire to do either, I've decided to let everyone know what I'd use for my
- [Gone Country: When Tina Turner Turned The Country On](https://riylmag.com/gone-country-when-tina-turner-turned-the-country-on/): Even though she’s the Queen of Rock & Roll, she could sing anything.
- [The #1 Hits Only The UK Could Love](https://riylmag.com/the-1-hits-only-the-uk-could-love/): Songs too esoteric, too shitty and often just too British for us and our sanded down, optimized, focus grouped US charts.
- [The Ring Fit Gave Me Six-Pack Abs](https://riylmag.com/the-ring-fit-gave-me-six-pack-abs/): Is this some sort of post-pandemic midlife crisis? Probably.
- [When did you first use a public changing table? When did you first use a Koala Kare baby changing station?](https://riylmag.com/when-did-you-first-use-a-public-changing-table-when-did-you-first-use-a-koala-kare-baby-changing-station/): Changing diapers is not difficult.
- [Spirited Away: Live on Stage is a Story About Hospitality](https://riylmag.com/spirited-away-live-on-stage-is-a-story-about-hospitality/): The biggest change from Spirited Away to Live on Stage has nothing to do with the script
- [JP Holland and The Fig: Birmingham, Alabama](https://riylmag.com/jp-holland-and-the-fig-birmingham-alabama/): Even if I had to get up at 5 a.m. there was no chance I was passing up the opportunity to live out our own VICE Munchies episode.
- [Blockbuster Sucked](https://riylmag.com/blockbuster-sucked/): Wow, what a difference?
- [One on One on One: Three Dog Night vs Metallica vs U2](https://riylmag.com/one-on-one-on-one-three-dog-night-vs-metallica-vs-u2/): Even before you hear it (or especially before you hear it) a song titled “One” will seem much more powerful than a song, say, called “Two,” or “Three,” or even “One Hundred.”
- [Artificial Intelligence Optimism and Principles](https://riylmag.com/artificial-intelligence-optimism-and-principles/): Regardless of the doomer alarmism that dominates my progressive-leaning social media feeds about the looming terrors of artificial intelligence, I remain an outlier who imagines a world where AI does not control us, but instead works as a partner.
- [LSU's Angel Reese is being disrespectful](https://riylmag.com/lsus-angel-reese-is-being-disrespectful/): My time is now
- [A comprehensive guide to the Vanderpump Rules Scandoval ](https://riylmag.com/a-comprehensive-guide-to-the-vanderpump-rules-scandoval/): Like a washed up athlete or someone who peaked in high school, the cast of VPR live in a bubble fueled by delusions of grandeur, deep-seated and unrecognized insecurities, and a profound lack of perspective.
- [Donald Trump Never Body Slammed Vince McMahon](https://riylmag.com/donald-trump-never-body-slammed-vince-mcmahon/): You need to be strong to body slam
- [Maybe things would be better if I bought a houseboat](https://riylmag.com/maybe-things-would-be-better-if-i-bought-a-houseboat/): I've never been on a houseboat.
- [The song about crawling that sounds like a baby learning to crawl](https://riylmag.com/the-song-about-crawling-that-sounds-like-a-baby-learning-to-crawl/): It's not the Hoobastank song
- [Film Club: As movies race to eat the rich, “Infinity Pool” dives deepest](https://riylmag.com/film-club-as-movies-race-to-eat-the-rich-infinity-pool-dives-deepest/): There’s always someone higher on the food chain.
- [HEY! HO! LET’S GO! April 8 at DC9](https://riylmag.com/hey-ho-lets-go-april-8-at-dc9/): Bring your own baby
- [Remembering Super Bowl Legend Dick](https://riylmag.com/remembering-super-bowl-legend-dick/): What was Miller Lite supposed to do? The mountaintop had been reached as far as advertising beer to football fans goes, just show the drunk sex dog.
- [Knives Out 3: Knifin' Around](https://riylmag.com/knives-out-3-knifin-around/): "I'm a knife... knifin' around... cut cut cut cut."
- [Film Club: I can’t stop thinking about “Babylon”](https://riylmag.com/film-club-i-cant-stop-thinking-about-babylon/): And all that could have been
- [Announcing: Recommend If You Like Baseball Book Swap March 29 @ Ivy and Coney](https://riylmag.com/announcing-recommend-if-you-like-baseball-book-swap-march-29-ivy-and-coney/): Bring a book, take a book, drink beer and eat a hot dog in a bar that plays baseball games.
- [2022, As Told By Action Movies](https://riylmag.com/2022-as-told-by-action-movies/): Gear up, take the cigarette out of your mouth, flick it toward the conveniently-placed trail of gasoline behind you, and let’s walk in slow motion through another year of action movies.
- [Top 10 Best Things From TikTok In 2022](https://riylmag.com/top-10-best-things-from-tiktok-in-2022/): From dance trends to trauma dumping
- [Film Club: The 10 Best Movies You Probably Missed in 2022](https://riylmag.com/film-club-the-10-best-movies-you-probably-missed-in-2022/): The underseen and under-discussed of 2022
- [Top 5 Unlikely Vacation Spots that Actually Rule](https://riylmag.com/top-5-unlikely-vacation-spots-that-actually-rule/): People sometimes look at me funny when I recommend Columbus, Ohio, as a vacation destination.
- [Top 10 Tools of 2022 as Haikus](https://riylmag.com/top-10-tools-of-2022-as-haikus/): What a year for tools, which are around your house and can be used to achieve great things and avoid inconvenience.
- [Top 10 TikTok Focal Points](https://riylmag.com/top-10-tiktok-focal-points/): Isn’t it just a bunch of dancing young people and goofy memes on there? Isn’t it just some kind of spyware? Isn’t it bad for you? I don’t know. Maybe. I’m sure I spend too much time on it.
- [Top 10 Shows My Toddler Watched on YouTube Ranked by Me](https://riylmag.com/top-10-shows-my-toddler-watched-on-youtube-ranked-by-me/): Do you like food? Me like food!
- [Eating Sharks](https://riylmag.com/eating-sharks/): Some rules should just exist due to vibes
- [Top 10 Pro Wrestling Stories of 2022](https://riylmag.com/top-10-pro-wrestling-stories-of-2022/): Goodbye CM Punk? Goodbye Vince? Goodbye MJF (at least to AEW in 2024)? Hello, Daddy Ass!
- [Top 10 Fast Food Items of 2022](https://riylmag.com/top-10-fast-food-items-of-2022/): Run to the border
- [Ed’s Holiday Music Grab Bag](https://riylmag.com/eds-holiday-music-grab-bag/): “Christmas is the reason when most folks kill themselves. Christmas is the reason for all those stupid bells.”
- [Angelo Badalamenti’s Final Act](https://riylmag.com/angelo-badalamentis-final-act/): It doesn’t end.
- [The Snow Princess on Yo Gabba Gabba! is a Christmas Demon](https://riylmag.com/the-snow-princess-on-yo-gabba-gabba-is-a-christmas-demon/): Do you see what I see?
- ["Home": Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros vs. LCD Soundsystem](https://riylmag.com/home-edward-sharpe-and-the-magnetic-zeros-vs-lcd-soundsystem/): Authenticity is always going to be a bit of a performance, but some of these performances hit somewhere they didn’t intend.
- [My Year in Tour Food: 2022 Edition](https://riylmag.com/my-year-in-tour-food-2022-edition/): Hot chicken, BBQ, hot dogs, tacos and more tacos
- [New Thanksgiving Tradition: Get High and Watch The Pervert’s Guide to Ideology](https://riylmag.com/new-thanksgiving-tradition-get-high-and-watch-the-perverts-guide-to-ideology/): Me, I'm not afraid of my freedom. I have plenty of hard drugs to help the medicine go down.
- [Navigating the Thanksgiving Playlist](https://riylmag.com/navigating-the-thanksgiving-playlist/): A key element of Thanksgiving is going home at the exact same time everyone you knew from high school is going home and you know you’re going to see them at a bar.
- [Get Wistful for Elephant 6, the Small Town Scene That Psychedelicized the ‘90s](https://riylmag.com/get-wistful-for-elephant-6-the-small-town-scene-that-psychedelicized-the-90s/): The minimal cost of living in Athens created the sort of low-stakes conditions that would be hard to replicate now without something like universal basic income.
- [A Thanksgiving PSA: The Case For Velveeta](https://riylmag.com/a-thanksgiving-psa-the-case-for-velveeta/): “Bad” food is good, we know this now thanks to TV chefs. They’re pros and they eat sloppy egg sandwiches and truck tacos.
- [NFL Fandom Guide](https://riylmag.com/nfl-fandom-guide/): Happy middle of the NFL season! It’s a long slog for a league that only plays 17 games per team, but it’s never too late to get into it.
- [Why "Rhubarb Pie" is the Christian ska song you need in your life this Thanksgiving](https://riylmag.com/why-rhubarb-pie-is-the-christian-ska-song-you-need-in-your-life-this-thanksgiving/): There’s no shame in milking nostalgia out of a Christian ska band’s song about pie.
- [RIP Mimi Parker](https://riylmag.com/rip-mimi-parker/): Thanks for a lot of unforgettable moments, particularly when you managed to bring some calm to one of the most awkward road trips of my life.
- [I found a 12 foot Home Depot skeleton. I didn’t buy it. That doesn’t make me a liar. Not yet.](https://riylmag.com/i-found-a-12-foot-home-depot-skeleton-i-didnt-buy-it-that-doesnt-make-me-a-liar-not-yet/): Not in my back yard. Or front yard.
- [The Underwhelming Non-Mash Efforts of Bobby “Boris” Pickett](https://riylmag.com/the-underwhelming-non-mash-efforts-of-bobby-boris-pickett/): An artist that had more than a little carny work ethic in him. Not quite a no name novelty act, and not quite the ubiquitous and beloved cultural presence of Weird Al, not really good enough to be a household name, and too relentlessly annoying to be forgotten.
- [The Pioneering Sexy Vampire Movie Time Forgot](https://riylmag.com/the-pioneering-sexy-vampire-movie-time-forgot/): Low-key, it might be the most intelligent movie Roger Corman was ever associated with.
- [Watcher, Marketing, and the Mid Budget Thriller](https://riylmag.com/the-watcher-marketing-and-the-mid-budget-thriller/): People like saying Mid Budget Thriller so let’s just make it a genre regardless of what the movie is as long as it’s close enough.
- [My kid won’t stop yelling “666!”](https://riylmag.com/my-kid-wont-stop-yelling-666/): Toddlers like to repeat. Toddlers like to scream. Toddlers like to be in control.
- [How I Used My Phone Between 1 a.m. and 6 a.m. During My Kid’s First Month ](https://riylmag.com/how-i-used-my-phone-between-1-a-m-and-6-a-m-during-my-kids-first-month/): You have to stay awake.
- [Disco Drac: The Less Scary Side of Horror](https://riylmag.com/disco-drac-the-less-scary-side-of-horror/): It is, through and through, a movie about a vampire stalking his prey, seducing her with promises of immortality and a life of the night. It just substitutes dread with droll.
- [Found Footage Watch List](https://riylmag.com/found-footage-watch-list/): Ten movies that maybe don’t reach culturally relevant flagship status, but are better than what you might expect from a style with very little in the way of gatekeeping.
- [Triangle of Sadness is a Bracing Comedy of Cruelty That Can’t Entirely Hide Its Heart](https://riylmag.com/triangle-of-sadness-is-a-bracing-comedy-of-cruelty-that-cant-entirely-hide-its-heart/): If you’re feeling misanthropic and miserable...
- [Welcome to Autumn, Welcome to Sunn O))) Season](https://riylmag.com/welcome-to-autumn-welcome-to-sunn-o-season/): A beginner's guide to Sunn O)))
- [What's the appropriate age to introduce your child to Mayhem?](https://riylmag.com/whats-the-appropriate-age-introduce-your-child-to-mayhem/): Is a children's book teaching my kid about Norwegian black metal band Mayhem?
- [Suicide’s “Frankie Teardrop” is the Spookiest Rock Song](https://riylmag.com/suicides-frankie-teardrop-is-the-spookiest-rock-song/): What makes “Frankie Teardrop” so enduringly scary is that it’s so relatable, at least until the killings start.
- [Possession: The Horror Movie Good Enough to Get Divorced For](https://riylmag.com/possession-the-horror-movie-good-enough-to-get-divorced-for/): If you want to see two characters addicted to the thrill of destroying each other...
- [Scary Movies Not in the Horror Section](https://riylmag.com/scary-movies-not-in-the-horror-section/): What if you want to get into the Halloween spirit but the traditional “horror” designation isn’t really for you?
- [Halloween Ends: Now What?](https://riylmag.com/halloween-ends-now-what/): Horror franchises never really die
- [Spooky HEY! HO! LET’S GO! October 16 at DC9](https://riylmag.com/spooky-hey-ho-lets-go-october-16-at-dc9/): Bring the kids! Wear a costume! Expect a lot of Ramones music
- [Truss The Process: A Philadelphian's Guide to UK Travel in Unpleasant Times](https://riylmag.com/truss-the-process-a-philadelphians-guide-to-uk-travel-in-unpleasant-times/): Your friends want souvenirs? Bring them Norse Airlines pamphlets. They can drop the $350 and see Europe themselves.
- [How The Pandemic Saved the NFL](https://riylmag.com/how-the-pandemic-saved-the-nfl/): I feel good now. I feel normal again.
- [I’d Rather Be Depressed in California](https://riylmag.com/id-rather-be-depressed-in-california/): Venice is a place where you can witness the six realms of life and death on a daily basis.
- [What is this dinosaur?](https://riylmag.com/what-is-this-dinosaur/): God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaur stickers.
- [Karina Longworth Finds Richness in Trashy, Sexy Thrillers](https://riylmag.com/karina-longworth-finds-richness-in-trashy-sexy-thrillers/): In the late ‘80s and early ‘90s, when I was discovering my sexuality, I realized I had certain proclivities that I feared might make me a bad person.
- [Journalism and Psychoanalysis in Trainwreck: Woodstock '99](https://riylmag.com/journalism-and-psychoanalysis-in-trainwreck-woodstock-99/): A battle of egos or just another tour stop?
- [My Two Dads: Nathan Fielder, Andy Kaufman, Autonomy and Authenticity](https://riylmag.com/my-two-dads-nathan-fielder-andy-kaufman-autonomy-and-authenticity/): The only comedy fans stranger and more neurotic than Fielder fans are those of us who admire the work of the great Andy Kaufman
- [Everything wrong with Hologram Harry Caray singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” in 2022](https://riylmag.com/everything-wrong-with-hologram-harry-caray-singing-take-me-out-to-the-ballgame-in-2022/): Nothing feels natural
- [What do you control?](https://riylmag.com/what-do-you-control/): Disappointment happens, and it’s okay.
- [Local Brandon surprised Let’s Go, Brandon is still a thing](https://riylmag.com/local-brandon-surprised-lets-go-brandon-is-still-a-thing/): Do not say my name.
- [20 Minutes in a Rage Room were the Perfect Date with Myself](https://riylmag.com/20-minutes-in-a-rage-room-were-the-perfect-date-with-myself/): I screamed. I kept screaming. I couldn’t stop. Nor did I want to.
- [No one in Chicago makes Italian beef sandwiches](https://riylmag.com/no-one-in-chicago-makes-italian-beef-sandwiches/): If you are attempting to make an Italian beef sandwich because of a well received FX on Hulu series, good for you.
- [Jordan Peele’s Nope Is a Brutal Indictment of Our Worship of the Algorithm (Among Other Things)](https://riylmag.com/jordan-peeles-nope-is-a-brutal-indictment-of-our-worship-of-the-algorithm-among-other-things/): Our sense of being seen and taken seriously will not be fulfilled if we keep bowing to systems designed to prey on us.
- [5 reasons to melt your car and donate the metal to make more trains](https://riylmag.com/5-reasons-to-melt-your-car-and-donate-the-metal-to-make-more-trains/): I like trains a lot but I’m not obsessive about them. What I am obsessive about is disliking cars.
- [Slipknot is releasing a new album. Here are the wrestling masks they should adopt.](https://riylmag.com/slipknot-is-releasing-a-new-album-here-are-the-wrestling-masks-they-should-adopt/): Metal's best masked men deserve wrestling's best masks.
- [The Brutality of Baz Luhrmann's Elvis Biopic](https://riylmag.com/the-brutality-of-baz-luhrmanns-elvis-biopic/): Much like insufflating PCP, watching Elvis can be a lot of things, but it’s not boring.
- [Hello, I'm Brandon Wetherbee and welcome to a nightmare!](https://riylmag.com/hello-im-brandon-wetherbee-and-welcome-to-a-nightmare/): Being extremely dumb on purpose feels like an act of protest now more than it did when the show began.
- [Michelle Lhooq is the Last Gonzo Party Journalist](https://riylmag.com/michelle-lhooq-is-the-last-gonzo-party-journalist/): Gonzo journalism is risky, immersive, unapologetically subjective, and mines the ecstatic and horrifying extremes of experience for larger truths about human nature. It’s currently in short supply, but at least one long-haul libertine is doing it right.
- [Comedy Needs to Rip Off Shudder](https://riylmag.com/comedy-needs-to-rip-off-shudder/): Streaming is bad for comedy. Not inherently, but it just is right now.
- [How To Put Your Relationships On Hard Mode](https://riylmag.com/how-to-put-your-relationships-on-hard-mode/): While I’m sure some folks experience healthy stability and shared support in monogamous relationships, they can also be an excuse for complacency, stagnation, and douchey double-lives.
- [Let’s Go, Squirrel! Continued Adventures in Minor League Baseball](https://riylmag.com/lets-go-squirrel-continued-adventures-in-minor-league-baseball/): Love of baseball, and squirrel chases, is a universal way to connect.
- [Work Sucks, I know: Rush Hour, WeWork and The Office](https://riylmag.com/work-sucks-i-know-rush-hour-wework-and-the-office/): The goal of any job is to make money. That's it.
- [Is Stacy from Wayne's World the same person as Donna Hayward in Twin Peaks?](https://riylmag.com/is-stacy-from-waynes-world-the-same-person-as-donna-hayward-in-twin-peaks/): Maybe he does need that gun rack?
- [All Rock is Classic Rock](https://riylmag.com/all-rock-is-classic-rock/): A massive backlog of legacy touring acts trying to book dates, combined with club owners’ desire to make up lost revenue stemming from pandemic restrictions and quarantine, means there’s no room for taking risks on artists who might not draw a crowd.
- [R.I.P. Reigning Sound: 2001-2022](https://riylmag.com/r-i-p-reigning-sound-2001-2022/): Since I have been alive people have said rock n roll is a living corpse, and maybe it is 99 out of 100 times.
- [Leaving Earth, Doing Laundry and Mushroom Mausoleums: FUTURES at Smithsonian's Arts and Industries](https://riylmag.com/leaving-earth-doing-laundry-and-mushroom-mausoleums-futures-at-smithsonians-arts-and-industries/): An exhibit of contradictions in a long dormant Smithsonian
- [10 New Very Good Kids in the Hall Sketches](https://riylmag.com/10-new-very-good-kids-in-the-hall-sketches/): What is nostalgia’s purpose and why do we hold onto it so tightly even though it’s just a blank mask that hides us not only from the world but ourselves? Lol I dunno, dude.
- [Let’s Get Physical, Again, With David Cronenberg](https://riylmag.com/lets-get-physical-again-with-david-cronenberg/): If you can’t feel pain, you lose your capacity for pleasure.
- [The Kybalion and the Power of Practice](https://riylmag.com/the-kybalion-and-the-power-of-practice/): I’m a big believer in the power of the placebo effect, and the times when I’ve been deeply engaged in a practice have been by far the happiest in my life.
- [Top Gun: Maverick is [Begrudging Sigh] Perfect](https://riylmag.com/top-gun-maverick-is-begrudging-sigh-perfect/): It’s like if Mad Max: Fury Road didn’t have all those kinky outfits so you could talk about it with grandpa.
- [Curry GOAT?](https://riylmag.com/curry-goat/): Is Steph Curry the greatest of all time?
- [Miyazaki in the Early Years](https://riylmag.com/miyazaki-in-the-early-years/): If he can paint us so much joy among the pessimism, maybe we can build these lush and beautiful worlds in our own imaginations.
- [Hayao Miyazaki: Fantastical Animator in a Very Real World](https://riylmag.com/hayao-miyazaki-fantastical-animator-in-a-very-real-world/): I’m tired of talking about Hayao Miyazaki, yet I can’t bring myself to stop talking about Hayao Miyazaki, and I think that I’ve become an accidental evangelist.
- [Another Name for Laura](https://riylmag.com/another-name-for-laura/): The name I go by is not the one that I was born with, but it’s not one I chose.
- [Obi-Wan Kenobi is coming. Why?](https://riylmag.com/obi-wan-kenobi-is-coming-why/): What nostalgia is this for?
- [New Baseball Broadcasts, Better Booths](https://riylmag.com/new-baseball-broadcasts-better-booths/): The NBA and NHL are at their enjoyment peaks. But I'm most excited about people talking about the slowest popular American team sport. 
- [The Battle of Alberta or: Why You Should Care About Round Two of the NHL Playoffs](https://riylmag.com/the-battle-of-alberta-or-why-you-should-care-about-round-two-of-the-nhl-playoffs/): The Battle of Alberta 2022: Playoff Edition begins tonight. It's 150 years in the making.
- [OK Computers of the Last 25 Years](https://riylmag.com/ok-computers-of-the-last-25-years/): What is an OK computer?
- [Recommend If You Like 1 Year Anniversary Party](https://riylmag.com/recommend-if-you-like-1-year-anniversary-party/): Recommend If You Like launched in June 2021. One year later, it's one year later. Come hang out.
- [Band Breakups Will Never Hurt You](https://riylmag.com/band-breakups-will-never-hurt-you/): Every breakup is merely a hiatus without a publicized end date. See LCD Soundsystem. The exception to the rule is when someone in a band is discovered to be a sex pest. See Brand New.
- [My Favorite Tenth Albums](https://riylmag.com/my-favorite-tenth-albums/): Tenth albums are a rare thing.
- [Marge Simpson is the Best Fictional Mom](https://riylmag.com/marge-simpson-is-the-best-fictional-mom/): "From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us."
- [Best Fictional Moms Tournament – Television Bracket](https://riylmag.com/best-fictional-moms-tournament-television-bracket/): There can only be one best mom…
- [Best Fictional Moms Tournament - Film Bracket](https://riylmag.com/best-fictional-moms-tournament-film-bracket/): There can only be one best mom...
- [Why I Got a Vasectomy (and You Should, Too)](https://riylmag.com/why-i-got-a-vasectomy-and-you-should-too/): In my time on earth, I’ve wanted many things.
- [Why Was "Come As You Are" a Hit?](https://riylmag.com/why-was-come-as-you-are-a-hit/): The second single from Nevermind was a charting hit in the spring of 1992. Why?
- [Nobody Over The Age of Forty Should Be In A Band](https://riylmag.com/nobody-over-the-age-of-forty-should-be-in-a-band/): Let this be a warning to Millennials...
- [It's Optional](https://riylmag.com/its-optional/): You may want to put a Post-it Note above your computer. 
- [The Marvel vs DC Cinematic Universe State of the Union, April 2022](https://riylmag.com/the-marvel-vs-dc-cinematic-universe-state-of-the-union-april-2022/): Does the world need any of these TV shows and movies?
- [Rusty Foster is the Internet’s Dad](https://riylmag.com/rusty-foster-is-the-internets-dad/): If you can’t unplug from the discourse, Rusty Foster can help you find the humor and humanity in it.
- [Why am I trying to dress like I’m 7? 14?](https://riylmag.com/why-am-i-trying-to-dress-like-im-7-14/): Grandma take me home...
- [Late Night Avengers Assemble! Dave, Wonder Man's Big Break and the Power of the Giant Doorknob](https://riylmag.com/late-night-avengers-assemble-dave-wonder-mans-big-break-and-the-power-of-the-giant-doorknob/): Captain America’s Shield. Thor’s Mjolnir. Dave’s Giant Doorknob.
- [You're a Parent of a Toddler. A Federal Judge Just Voided Mask Mandates for Commercial Flights. Now What?](https://riylmag.com/youre-a-parent-of-a-toddler-a-federal-judge-just-voided-mask-mandates-for-commercial-flights-now-what/): Take a deep breath...
- [Everyone Should Get Divorced](https://riylmag.com/everyone-should-get-divorced/): “Freedom hurts.” - Slavoj Žižek
- [#42](https://riylmag.com/42-2/): I love telling young players about his legacy, how he bucked the system, played baseball and still changed the world by bucking the system again.
- [Announcing All Evil Book Swap 6.6.2022](https://riylmag.com/announcing-all-evil-book-swap-6-6-2022/): Happy Good Friday!
- [One Thing to Remember If You're Going to a Major League Baseball Game on April 15](https://riylmag.com/one-thing-to-remember-if-youre-going-to-a-major-league-baseball-game-on-april-15/): One thing to remember on one of baseball's best days
- [The Escape Room Cinematic Universe](https://riylmag.com/the-escape-room-cinematic-universe/): Turns out you can’t just copyright the idea of “escape rooms” or even the name so like any good rush-to-market film genre there’s tons of movies and copycats about escape rooms without all the pesky unique titles.
- [We need a new metaphor for sex. Baseball isn't cutting it.](https://riylmag.com/we-need-a-new-metaphor-for-sex-baseball-isnt-cutting-it/): Baseball takes a long time, and figuring out your sexual preferences takes a long time, too.
- [I Keep Moving But Can’t Change My Stripes ](https://riylmag.com/i-keep-moving-but-cant-change-my-stripes/): I might be doing the bare minimum to keep my Tigers fan card, but it’s too late to do anything differently, and fewer totally trivial things are more comforting.
- [MLB Ownership Ranked by Hair](https://riylmag.com/mlb-ownership-ranked-by-hair/): It’s time we take a look at the rich little weirdos that make up the MLB ownership class
- [The Dying Art of Getting Run Off](https://riylmag.com/the-dying-art-of-getting-run-off/): “The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won’t hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.” -Earl Weaver
- [An Ode To The Marlin’s Bizarre Home Run Sculpture, 10 Years Later](https://riylmag.com/an-ode-to-the-marlins-bizarre-home-run-sculpture-10-years-later/): A blaring fever dream that bridged the gap between reality and mimosa-and-mescaline-fueled weekends along the Miami Beach Boardwalk
- [The Greatest WrestleMania](https://riylmag.com/the-greatest-wrestlemania/): 12 matches over 37 years to make the greatest Mania possible
- [AEW is Saving Wrestlers’ Lives](https://riylmag.com/aew-is-saving-wrestlers-lives/): "I know that I’m not long for this world. Too many empty bottles, thousands of them. And a few broken hearts, sweetheart."
- [Can I have your baseball cards?](https://riylmag.com/can-i-have-your-baseball-cards/): Please?
- [Who is This For? Remembering (?) the film CBGB](https://riylmag.com/who-is-this-for-remembering-the-film-cbgb/): It’s a shame it didn’t work out because I really do want more movies about dog shit and cum and barf
- [The Best Oscars Acceptance Speech](https://riylmag.com/the-best-oscars-acceptance-speech/): Praise hurts
- [No Respect: Genre Movie Snubs at the Oscars](https://riylmag.com/no-respect-genre-movie-snubs-at-the-oscars/): Time is a pretty good judge of most art
- [My Favorite Oscars](https://riylmag.com/my-favorite-oscars/): Not all life looks the same
- [Showtime and Shambles](https://riylmag.com/showtime-and-shambles/): The end results are history and a forgone conclusion but the ride should be a lot of fun
- [Best 90s Soundtrack: Clueless](https://riylmag.com/best-90s-soundtrack-clueless/): Clueless is for getting past a hangover while Romeo + Juliet is for getting past your ex
- [9 alternative Oscar picks that you should watch](https://riylmag.com/9-alternative-oscar-picks-that-you-should-watch/): Want the Oscar ceremony to trend on Twitter? Nominate the movie that began there.
- [Song I Wish I Wrote: Teen Mortgage's Edward Barakauskas on Boris](https://riylmag.com/song-i-wish-i-wrote-teen-mortgages-edward-barakauskas-on-boris/): "Once I put on their album, Megatone with Merzbow, and thought my speakers were broken before realizing I’d been listening to 23 minutes of soft textural noise." 
- [31 Ways to Celebrate 311 Day](https://riylmag.com/31-ways-to-celebrate-311-day/): Chill
- [In Defense of Gotham, The Baby Batman Show](https://riylmag.com/in-defense-of-gotham-the-baby-batman-show/): If two Suicide Squads, a Joker, and a Harley Quinn movie in the span of five years taught us anything, it’s that we don’t come to Batman for the hero
- [Best 90s Soundtrack Tournament Finals](https://riylmag.com/best-90s-soundtrack-tournament-finals/): I would die for you.
- [Notes on Batman '66](https://riylmag.com/notes-on-batman-66/): "Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb."
- [Batman: Sub's Hero](https://riylmag.com/batman-subs-hero/): If you watched Cartoon Network as a child in the 90s, you probably know more about the lore of Gotham City than you care to demonstrate.
- [Best 90s Soundtrack Tournament](https://riylmag.com/best-90s-soundtrack-tournament/): The 1990s were the greatest decade for movie soundtracks
- [Best 90s Soundtrack Tournament Round 4](https://riylmag.com/best-90s-soundtrack-tournament-round-4/): How did Trainspotting lose? How?
- [Pizza The Batman Pizza ](https://riylmag.com/pizza-the-batman-pizza-/): Let me eat my Calzony and watch Paul Dano riddle me this in peace
- [Batman Batsuit Rankings](https://riylmag.com/batman-suit-rankings/): Nipples matter
- [Best 90s Soundtrack Tournament Round 3](https://riylmag.com/best-90s-soundtrack-tournament-round-3/): Do you prefer Alice Cooper on the Wayne's World OST or Dazed and Confused OST?
- [The Batman Moon Knight March Mental Health Jamboree](https://riylmag.com/the-batman-moon-knight-march-mental-health-jamboree/): “I am sick. I know that. I will never be cured. This is always going to be who I am. But I can still live. I can still have a life.”
- [Best 90s Soundtrack Tournament Round 2](https://riylmag.com/best-90s-soundtrack-tournament-round-2/): Who has better music taste: PTA or Tarantino?
- [Same Bat-Time, Different Bat-Actor…](https://riylmag.com/same-bat-time-different-bat-actor/): Is Batman truly a beloved character?
- [Why did my parents let us watch Batman Returns at my 8th birthday party?](https://riylmag.com/why-did-my-parents-let-us-watch-batman-returns-at-my-8th-birthday-party/): “Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?”
- [The Batman Should Have Original Songs But Probably Won't](https://riylmag.com/the-batman-should-have-original-songs-but-probably-wont/): More art should be like The Crow
- [Should I Dress My Kid in Batman Clothes?](https://riylmag.com/should-i-dress-my-kid-in-batman-clothes/): Hand-me-down clothes are the best clothes.
- [Top 10 Batmans to Hang Out With](https://riylmag.com/top-10-batmans-to-hang-out-with/): Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Batman!
- [How much are tickets on the Dinosaur Train?](https://riylmag.com/how-much-are-tickets-on-the-dinosaur-train/): "Come on Buddy, we'll take a vacation"
- [Let's Face It: The Mighty Mighty BossTones Are Gone](https://riylmag.com/lets-face-it-the-mighty-mighty-bosstones-are-gone/): Acceptance is the first step toward healing, and it’s time to accept that my favorite band is done.
- [10 Iggy Pop Songs Olympic Athletes Should Skate To](https://riylmag.com/10-iggy-pop-songs-olympic-athletes-should-skate-to/): No fun, my babe No fun
- [Song I Wish I Wrote: Guided By Voices' Doug Gillard on "I Wanna Be Where You Are" by Arthur Ross and Leon Ware](https://riylmag.com/song-i-wish-i-wrote-guided-by-voices-doug-gillard-on-i-wanna-be-where-you-are-by-arthur-ross-and-leon-ware/): "I find myself singing the chorus about my cat"
- [WWE is Dynamite](https://riylmag.com/wwe-is-dynamite/): The road to WrestleMania is weird
- [Am I Adapting or Failing by Cutting Everything into Dinosaur Shapes?](https://riylmag.com/am-i-adapting-or-failing-by-cutting-everything-into-dinosaur-shapes/): My kid used to eat everything. Things change.
- [Song I Wish I Wrote: Destroy Boys on "I Want To Be You" by Your Funeral](https://riylmag.com/song-i-wish-i-wrote-destroy-boys-on-i-want-to-be-you-by-your-funeral/): "It's like feeling forever in a song."
- [A Super Beer Guide for The Super Big Game](https://riylmag.com/a-super-beer-guide-for-the-super-big-game/): Take a knee and listen up
- [What is this?](https://riylmag.com/what-is-this/): Really
- [I Joined the Animal Crossing Black Market and All I Got Was Fun and Friendship](https://riylmag.com/i-joined-the-animal-crossing-black-market-and-all-i-got-was-fun-and-friendship/): If you had told me when Animal Crossing: New Horizons was released I would not only still be playing the game but that I’d end up intertwined in a complicated social network of unsanctioned, underground trading and competitive game building, I would have told you…that is a probable outcome and a fair assessment.
- [Football Brain](https://riylmag.com/football-brain/): I couldn’t sleep last night. I tried. All my brain could think about was football.
- [How to Have a Midlife Crisis: Kieran Setiya, Updike and Faith No More](https://riylmag.com/how-to-have-a-midlife-crisis-kieran-setiya-updike-and-faith-no-more/): “To philosophize is to learn how to die.” -Michel de Montaigne
- [Announcing: Recommend If You Like Baseball Book Swap March 30 @ Ivy and Coney](https://riylmag.com/announcing-recommend-if-you-like-baseball-book-swap-march-30-ivy-and-coney/): Bring a book, take a book, drink beer and eat a hot dog in a bar that plays baseball games
- [Recommended Reading: Andre the Giant, Dave Meltzer and Jeffrey Brown](https://riylmag.com/recommended-reading-andre-the-giant-dave-meltzer-and-jeffrey-brown/): "He was overcoming a disability. That part gets washed away a lot because he's so big and strong."
- [Read This, Listen to That: The 2000s Made Me Gay by Grace Perry and You're Wrong About](https://riylmag.com/read-this-listen-to-that-the-2000s-made-me-gay-by-grace-perry-and-youre-wrong-about/): "Humans are only capable of behaving based on available information"
- [Who Has More Jobs: Grover or Prince Tuesday?](https://riylmag.com/who-has-more-jobs-grover-or-prince-tuesday/): The hardest workers on PBS Kids are a prince and a blue monster.
- [Song I Wish I Wrote: BRNDA's Leah Gage on "Landslide" by Stevie Nicks](https://riylmag.com/song-i-wish-i-wrote-brndas-leah-gage-on-landslide-by-stevie-nicks/): Thank you, 94.7 The Drive
- [Rudy Giuliani, ECW and Latino Heat](https://riylmag.com/rudy-giuliani-ecw-and-latino-heat/): Viva la raza!
- [CAKE: The Slow Burn of Never Selling Out](https://riylmag.com/cake-the-slow-burn-of-never-selling-out/): CAKE represents a better world
- [Recommended Reading: Tacky and Dancing Queen](https://riylmag.com/recommended-reading-tacky-and-dancing-queen/): From Cheesecake Factory to the roller rink
- [Always Trust a Dirty Comic, A Eulogy For Bob Saget](https://riylmag.com/always-trust-a-dirty-comic-a-eulogy-for-bob-saget/): Like finding out Santa Claus made hardcore porno
- [Will the Biggest Musical Mystery on Yellowjackets be Solved in Season 1?](https://riylmag.com/will-the-biggest-musical-mystery-on-yellowjackets-be-solved-in-season-1/): Oh well, whatever, never mind
- [Hey AEW and WWE, Make Washington, D.C. One of Your Flagship Cities](https://riylmag.com/hey-aew-and-wwe-make-washington-d-c-one-of-your-flagship-cities/): D.C. has everything a promotion needs to host annual, massive weekends
- [2021, As Told By Action Movies](https://riylmag.com/2021-as-told-by-action-movies/): Sit back, grab a gun, fire it from a speeding motorcycle, crash through a window and review the year in action
- [Agent Smith, Red Pill Dosage and the Linear Experience](https://riylmag.com/agent-smith-red-pill-dosage-and-the-linear-experience/): Agent Smith comes in many forms
- [Enchant, Hero Worship and Major League Baseball's Lockout](https://riylmag.com/enchant-hero-worship-and-major-league-baseballs-lockout/): Baseball stadiums should be used, even if there's no baseball. 
- [An In Depth Examination Between the Correlation of Manger Scenes and Let’s Go Brandon Signs](https://riylmag.com/an-in-depth-examination-between-the-correlation-of-manger-scenes-and-lets-go-brandon-signs/): O come let us adore Him
- [D.C.: Your Toddler is not a Family Member](https://riylmag.com/d-c-your-toddler-is-not-a-family-member/): "It’s now easy for the whole family to get vaccinated together."
- [The 2021 Recommend If You Like Rewatch Tournament – Funny TV Show Winner: Daria](https://riylmag.com/the-2021-recommend-if-you-like-rewatch-tournament-funny-tv-show-winner-daria/): “I don’t have low self-esteem. I have low-esteem for everyone else.”
- [The 2021 Recommend If You Like Liquid Advent Calendar](https://riylmag.com/the-2021-recommend-if-you-like-liquid-advent-calendar/): December is better with free beer and free coffee
- [The 2021 Recommend If You Like Rewatch Tournament – Funny Movie Winner: Moonstruck](https://riylmag.com/the-2021-recommend-if-you-like-rewatch-tournament-funny-movie-winner-moonstruck/): Maybe we can have it all.
- [The 2021 Recommend If You Like Rewatch Tournament – Not Funny Movie Winner: Jurassic Park](https://riylmag.com/the-2021-recommend-if-you-like-rewatch-tournament-not-funny-movie-winner-jurassic-park/): Life finds a way.
- [6-Month Checkup](https://riylmag.com/6-month-checkup/): We launched 2 variants ago
- [Let the Balds Be Bald](https://riylmag.com/let-the-balds-be-bald/): In the 90s there were real balds all over the place. Ugly people too!
- [The 2021 Recommend If You Like Rewatch Tournament - Not Funny TV Show Winner: Twin Peaks](https://riylmag.com/the-2021-recommend-if-you-like-rewatch-tournament-not-funny-tv-show-winner-twin-peaks/): A place where the kind of "you can't make this up" day-to-day quirks and oddities bubble and bop along the surface, obscuring addiction, disability, mental illness, domestic conflict and violence, psychological abuse, sexual abuse, murder, incest, and repercussions of a massive previously invisible crime network
- [And Just Like That… I’ve Got Notes](https://riylmag.com/and-just-like-that-ive-got-notes/): Is it necessary? No. Most rebooted television is not necessary.
- [The 2021 Recommend If You Like Rewatch Tournament – Round 4](https://riylmag.com/the-2021-recommend-if-you-like-rewatch-tournament-round-4/): A movie about a man without a hand, a TV show about a man without a hand, another TV show with a man without a hand and dinosaurs
- [Step Into the Light: A Journey of Self-Discovery at a Harry Styles Concert](https://riylmag.com/step-into-the-light-a-journey-of-self-discovery-at-a-harry-styles-concert/): Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness has never been to a Harry Styles concert.
- [Why Should I Buy My Two-Year-Old Anything Other than Toy Cars for Christmas?](https://riylmag.com/why-should-i-buy-my-two-year-old-anything-other-than-toy-cars-for-christmas/): Christmas is in two weeks. I have yet to buy my two-year-old anything for Christmas.
- [The 2021 Recommend If You Like Rewatch Tournament – Round 3](https://riylmag.com/the-2021-recommend-if-you-like-rewatch-tournament-round-3/): You're standing on my neck
- [How Nolan North Saved Video Games (And Then Ruined Them Again)](https://riylmag.com/how-nolan-north-saved-video-games-and-then-ruined-them-again/): An authentic performance of an unrealistic character
- [The 2021 Recommend If You Like Rewatch Tournament - Round 2](https://riylmag.com/the-2021-recommend-if-you-like-rewatch-tournament-round-2/): Cher beat Weird Al by one vote in Round 1
- [5 Noodle Dishes For Your Next Hangover](https://riylmag.com/5-noodle-dishes-for-your-next-hangover/): Do you have any passionate thoughts about the live action Cowboy Bebop? Cool. Eat some noodles.
- [The Roast of Chevy Chase Ruined the United States of America](https://riylmag.com/the-roast-of-chevy-chase-ruined-the-united-states-of-america/): He's Chevy Chase and you're not
- [The 2021 Recommend If You Like Rewatch Tournament](https://riylmag.com/the-2021-recommend-if-you-like-rewatch-tournament/): 64 rewatchable TV shows and movies
- [Toddler Road Trip Tips](https://riylmag.com/toddler-road-trip-tips/): On the road again
- [Ain’t Gonna Be No Robot!: Rocky IV: Rocky vs. Drago Ultimate Director’s Cut](https://riylmag.com/aint-gonna-be-no-robot-rocky-iv-rocky-vs-drago-ultimate-directors-cut/): You see, Apollo lived by the code of the warrior and we must respect his right to die like a warrior at a dinner theater in Vegas
- [The Brady Bunch Movie, The Thing and Other IP: How to Marginally Improve a Dying Culture](https://riylmag.com/the-brady-bunch-movie-the-thing-and-other-ip-how-to-marginally-improve-a-dying-culture/): I'm not writing this because I hate rebooted intellectual property
- [I Always Get in for Free: My Return to the Theatre for Signature’s Rent](https://riylmag.com/i-always-get-in-for-free-my-return-to-the-theatre-for-signatures-rent/): There's something really comforting about returning to theatre at a show I know by heart
- [Send My Regards to the Chef: Celebrating Monster Foodies on Sesame Street’s Birthday](https://riylmag.com/send-my-regards-to-the-chef-celebrating-monster-foodies-on-sesame-streets-birthday/): Do you like food? Adoobee doo doo dooba! Me like food! Adeebee Deeba Deeba Deeba!
- [Beefy British Tea: A Beginner's Guide To Bovril](https://riylmag.com/beefy-british-tea-a-beginners-guide-to-bovril/): Who doesn't want to sip on a warm cup of bovine-based elixir?
- [The Let's Go Brandon / Thank You Brandon Explainer by a Brandon](https://riylmag.com/the-lets-go-brandon-thank-you-brandon-explainer-by-a-brandon/): It's nice to hear people chanting your name
- [The Effectiveness of Skateboards as a Decapitation Tool According to a Skateboard Proprietor](https://riylmag.com/skateboarding-with-a-deadly-weapon/): I can think of a few things I’d rather have if my plan was murder
- [The White Stripes Self Titled Debut is Ideal for Toddler Tantrums](https://riylmag.com/the-white-stripes-self-titled-debut-is-ideal-for-toddler-tantrums/): Now, Jimmy / Well, do you want an explosion now?
- [Meta, Facebook and Remembering Where You Came From](https://riylmag.com/meta-facebook-and-remembering-where-you-came-from/): What was Facebook before Facebook?
- [Covid Protocols, Dance Parties and Reclaiming Summer: Coaching Little League in Ward 8](https://riylmag.com/covid-protocols-dance-parties-and-reclaiming-summer-coaching-little-league-in-ward-8/): We went from players having to go to the bathroom between every inning to only having to go during the seventh-inning stretch
- [The Worst World Series Matchup](https://riylmag.com/the-worst-world-series-matchup/): The 2021 World Series matchip is the worst possible World Series matchup for 2021
- [Is There Any Good, Simple Halloween Makeup?](https://riylmag.com/is-there-any-good-simple-halloween-makeup/): What looks good under glasses and a mask?
- [Live Life Like You're in a Bar](https://riylmag.com/live-life-like-youre-in-a-bar/): We're growing. It's good. We're getting more and more followers on social media and readers from parts unknown. It's entirely organic and the point of this thing. Reaching strangers is the goal. But there are some unspoken rules. The reason for this piece is tied to our growth. I've surrounded myself with people that don't
- [Good Timing with Jo Firestone: The Best Representation of Stand-up](https://riylmag.com/good-timing-with-jo-firestone-the-best-representation-of-stand-up/): The comedy special on a streaming platform I wish everyone was talking about
- [The Halloween Playlist Food Pyramid](https://riylmag.com/the-halloween-playlist-food-pyramid/): Putting “Zombie” on your playlist is the Halloween version of using “Born in the USA” at a political rally. Do you really want to attract that kind of crowd?
- [The Pandemic Turned Me Into a Disney Adult](https://riylmag.com/the-pandemic-turned-me-into-a-disney-adult/): I’m happy to continue the conversation with anyone willing to stand up and say, “My name is ___ and I’m a Disney Adult.”
- [How the Reality of Professional Wrestling Helped Me Out of the Closet](https://riylmag.com/how-the-reality-of-professional-wrestling-helped-me-out-of-the-closet/): My identity was always my own mystery to solve, but wrestling gave me the roadmap
- [A Sampling of Original Movie Credits Songs](https://riylmag.com/a-sampling-of-original-movie-credits-songs/): A corporate motivated artistic decision, and one that falls flat sometimes, but sometimes the song lives on
- [Song I Wish I Wrote: Tommy McNamara on “Our Values Are Under Attack” by Tim Heidecker](https://riylmag.com/song-i-wish-i-wrote-tommy-mcnamara-on-our-values-are-under-attack-by-tim-heidecker/): "You wave a flag on Christmas Day, they’ll throw you in jail!"
- [Masking, Smoking and Airborne Transmission](https://riylmag.com/masking-smoking-and-airborne-transmission/): Smoke free, mask free
- [What we're giving away this week](https://riylmag.com/what-were-giving-away-this-week/): Have a spooky drink
- [A Smug American's Guide to English Breakfast Tea](https://riylmag.com/a-smug-americans-guide-to-english-breakfast-tea/): Breakfast tea is, first and foremost, an excuse for grown adults to drink milk
- [Song I Wish I Wrote: Daniel Knox on "One by One" by Connie Converse](https://riylmag.com/song-i-wish-i-wrote-daniel-knox-on-one-by-one-by-connie-converse/): The ache of a lost memory returning
- [2022 NHL Playoff Predictions](https://riylmag.com/2022-nhl-playoff-predictions/): Chickpea pasta, spinal surgery, the Yzerplan and Seattle hockey. Drop the puck!
- [Dave Grohl on Drums Ranking](https://riylmag.com/dave-grohl-on-drums-ranking/): A ranking of all 288 Dave Grohl drum performances
- [Three Days of Skinheads, Hawaiian Shirts and Cider: Supernova Ska Fest](https://riylmag.com/three-days-of-skinheads-hawaiian-shirts-and-cider-supernova-ska-fest/): Ska might be dead, and most of its remaining fans may be hitting their 40s, but it’s living a great afterlife
- [If you have a tricky emotion](https://riylmag.com/if-you-have-a-tricky-emotion/): This method might feel a little childish, but it’s been useful a bunch of times for me.
- [5 Things You Should Put on Your Baby Registry](https://riylmag.com/5-things-you-should-put-on-your-baby-registry/): Mostly about sleep
- [Ween’s The Pod and The Value of a Challenge](https://riylmag.com/weens-the-pod-and-the-value-of-a-challenge/): Maybe this is a big ask, but we should be going out of our way to listen to music that we don’t like
- [10 Animated Kids Shows Parents Can Tolerate (and Even Like) Binge Watching With Their Kids](https://riylmag.com/10-animated-kids-shows-parents-can-tolerate-and-even-like-binge-watching-with-their-kids/): When you’re stuck at home with a sick kiddo, trying catch a couch-nap or wipe their nose for the zillionth time you need something child friendly that won’t drive you to a migraine
- [Norm Macdonald, The Funniest Person](https://riylmag.com/norm-macdonald-the-funniest-person/): He somehow managed to satisfy so many kinds of comedy fans without ever coming off as pandering or without abandoning his identity
- [Puppies v. Babies: The Difficulty Smackdown](https://riylmag.com/puppies-v-babies-the-difficulty-smackdown/): While I was screaming into the void, dealing with diapers and cleaning poop off a carpet, a friend of mine jokingly suggested you could diaper a dog.
- [Things I Wish I Could Say to the People Buying My Childhood Home](https://riylmag.com/things-i-wish-i-could-say-to-the-people-buying-my-childhood-home/): This was a house of chaos.
- [Regret and Bootleg T-Shirts](https://riylmag.com/regret-and-bootleg-t-shirts/): Bootleg t-shirts for a regular season football game?
- [Jersey I Regret: Every Crystal Palace FC Jersey I’ve Ever Owned](https://riylmag.com/jersey-i-regret-every-crystal-palace-fc-jersey-ive-ever-owned/): It is unacceptable that fans have to pay $100 to turn themselves into walking billboards and yet this is what I do. Every. Single. Season.
- [Jersey I Regret: Kristaps Porzingis White New York Knicks Nike Swingman Jersey](https://riylmag.com/jersey-i-regret-kristaps-porzingis-white-new-york-knicks-nike-swingman-jersey/): My appreciation for jerseys generally grows when the player is at their worst
- [Jersey I Regret: Albert Haynesworth 2009 Burgundy Washington Redskins Jersey](https://riylmag.com/jersey-i-regret-albert-haynesworth-2009-burgundy-washington-redskins-jersey/): A story of fires and the criminal justice system
- [Jersey I Regret: Dennis Rodman Black Chicago Bulls Swingman Jersey](https://riylmag.com/jersey-i-regret-dennis-rodman-black-chicago-bulls-swingman-jersey/): I'm still alive.
- [5 Things That Actually Helped as a New Parent](https://riylmag.com/5-things-that-actually-helped-as-a-new-parent/): Actual, tangible suggestions. Nothing about feelings. Feelings don't help you get more sleep.
- [Life and Death at My First Estate Sale](https://riylmag.com/life-and-death-at-my-first-estate-sale/): “Where is the weird stuff?”
- [CM Punk Wouldn't Be All Elite if the Blackhawks or Cubs Were Still Elite](https://riylmag.com/cm-punk-wouldnt-be-all-elite-if-the-blackhawks-or-cubs-were-still-elite/): Summer of rebuilding, summer of Punk
- [My kid won’t eat! Help?!?](https://riylmag.com/my-kid-wont-eat-help/): Are they picky because it's more fun to say no than yes?
- [The Best Places for Family Dining in D.C.](https://riylmag.com/the-best-places-for-family-dining-in-d-c/): Outside, inside and good for the pickiest eaters
- [Goodnight Moon Birthed the Marvel Cinematic Universe](https://riylmag.com/goodnight-moon-birthed-the-marvel-cinematic-universe/): Indirectly, of course.
- [Belinda Got a Happy Ending in The White Lotus](https://riylmag.com/belinda-got-a-happy-ending-in-the-white-lotus/): Why would you want to go into business with Tanya?
- [The White Lotus and the End of Service](https://riylmag.com/the-white-lotus-and-the-end-of-service/): The bad guys won, but for just a moment we got to be there.
- [Normalize Year Round Halloween](https://riylmag.com/normalize-year-round-halloween/): I want your skull. I need your skull.
- [Outlaw Inside Only Happy Hours](https://riylmag.com/outlaw-inside-only-happy-hours/): Happy hours are a beautiful thing. I am completely in favor of happy hours.
- [5 Ballparks That Should Host the Next Field of Dreams Game](https://riylmag.com/5-ballparks-that-should-host-the-next-field-of-dreams-game/): If you build it, they will come. Baseball fans will go anywhere.
- [The Internet Sucks](https://riylmag.com/the-internet-sucks/): I got Covid last week.
- [The Apology Gift Giving Guide](https://riylmag.com/the-apology-gift-giving-guide/): The point of an apology gift is to apologize
- [Just so you know, I want to be at your show](https://riylmag.com/just-so-you-know-i-want-to-be-at-your-show/): It felt different one month ago.
- [Being The Darkest Brother -- In Country Music -- At America's Darkest Time](https://riylmag.com/being-the-darkest-brother-in-country-music-at-americas-darkest-time/): Why do I still eat the music-as-metaphorical equivalent of gross, bloating garbage served by the likes of Morgan Wallen and Aaron Lewis?
- [An Open Letter to Garth Brooks (Please Let Me Stream Your Music)](https://riylmag.com/an-open-letter-to-garth-brooks-please-let-me-stream-your-music/): Your music reminds me of loved ones long gone and old childhood homes. It's important to me, and since it's important to me, I want everyone I love to try and love it too. 
- [Beavis and Butt-Head's Top 10 Videos from this 5 Hour and 11 Minute Supercut](https://riylmag.com/beavis-and-butt-heads-top-10-videos-from-this-5-hour-and-11-minute-supercut/): I loved Beavis and Butt-Head. I still love Beavis and Butt-Head. The music video commentary holds up better than anything else in the long running MTV series. The best way to enjoy Beavis and Butt-Head is YouTube. Due to silly things like music rights, it's the only place to enjoy the commentary. Thanks to
- [Top 10 Songs According To My 2-Year-Old](https://riylmag.com/top-10-songs-according-to-my-2-year-old/): 1! 2! 3! 4!
- [If I Knew Now What I Knew Then](https://riylmag.com/if-i-knew-now-what-i-knew-then/): I have no nostalgia for my high school years, but there is something about those years of cry-screaming at emo shows that served as a demarcation between innocent youth and… less innocent youth.
- [Remembering ZZ Top Bassist and Airport Worker Dusty Hill](https://riylmag.com/remembering-zz-top-bassist-and-airport-worker-dusty-hill/): "I just wanted to feel normal."
- [The Best Family Bathroom in the DMV](https://riylmag.com/the-best-family-bathroom-in-the-dmv/): Everybody poops
- [Why I’m Still Wearing an N95 Mask](https://riylmag.com/why-im-still-wearing-an-n95-mask/): Judge not lest ye be judged
- [Tattoos, Football and the Value of Being Dumb](https://riylmag.com/tattoos-football-and-the-value-of-being-dumb/): For a lot of people a tattoo is a deeply personal, nearly sacred act of absorbing art, poetry, and meaning into your physical self. Which is cool. For me, it’s kind of like that, but in another way it’s about having a dumb thing on my arm.
- [Riding Mowers and the Greatest Chore](https://riylmag.com/riding-mowers-and-the-greatest-chore/): "It's just going to be a quarter of my weekend, every weekend, forever."
- [Why Rick Rubin Understands Politics Better than a Top Democrat](https://riylmag.com/why-rick-rubin-understands-politics-better-than-a-top-democrat/): “Pro wrestling is the most accurate representation of life.”
- [Three Really Good Reasons You Should be a Marlins Fan This Year](https://riylmag.com/three-really-good-reasons-you-should-be-a-marlins-fan-this-year/): If you are not from Miami and you choose to be a Marlins fan, everyone you meet will think you are insane
- [Love, Death, And Baseball or: How A British Person Learned To Stop Worrying And Love America’s Pastime](https://riylmag.com/love-death-and-baseball-or-how-a-british-person-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-americas-pastime/): It’s the hope that kills you
- [Older Than the ADA: 31 Years of the Americans with Disabilities Act](https://riylmag.com/older-than-the-ada-31-years-of-the-americans-with-disabilities-act/): Anyone or anything who is over 31 years old this week is in fact, older than the ADA, a piece of legislation that affected real change for the lives of millions of Americans. 
- [Why Did the Airport Band Plug Shows?](https://riylmag.com/why-did-the-airport-band-plug-shows/): After politely listening to a few songs, the lead singer changed my life.
- [Tubi, The People’s Champ](https://riylmag.com/tubi-the-peoples-champ/): The streaming equivalent of leaving your big city and moving to a cabin in the woods
- [The Best MLB In Stadium Giveaways of 2021](https://riylmag.com/the-best-mlb-in-stadium-giveaways-of-2021/): Ohtani pillows, Zubaz pants, foam tridents and airline tickets
- [Mud Hens, Coneheads and Spiedies: The Ways of Minor League Baseball](https://riylmag.com/mud-hens-coneheads-and-spiedies-the-ways-of-minor-league-baseball/): I’ve been to places I never thought I would want to go, but am thrilled I did
- [$5 Tickets in Section 402](https://riylmag.com/5-tickets-in-section-402/): A place to go and watch and feel less alone and more like a human
- [Every MLB Uniform Ranked](https://riylmag.com/every-mlb-uniform-ranked/): In honor of the All-Star game and summertime and the intense emotions that come from arbitrarily ranking things, we’re taking on the uniforms of MLB
- [How to Play Like a Winner at Dave & Buster’s](https://riylmag.com/how-to-play-like-a-winner-at-dave-busters/): Dave & Buster’s is Lovecraftian
- [BOOK IT! Would Work For Adults](https://riylmag.com/book-it-would-work-for-adults/): Adults read too
- [Live In My Room: Hot Wheelz Festival](https://riylmag.com/live-in-my-room-hot-wheelz-festival/): Who are we posing for when we pause to take a selfie in our bathroom mirror?
- [My Most Favorite Father’s Day](https://riylmag.com/my-most-favorite-fathers-day/): According to a father of four
- [Goodbye N95 Mask, Hello Lucha Libre Mask](https://riylmag.com/goodbye-n95-mask-hello-lucha-libre-mask/): Looking for an activity for the whole family?
- [7 Picture Books That Won’t Annoy You As Much the 84th Time Your Kid Asks You to Read Them, or You Can Blame This Librarian](https://riylmag.com/7-picture-books-that-wont-annoy-you-as-much-the-84th-time-your-kid-asks-you-to-read-them-or-you-can-blame-this-librarian/): Librarian recommendations can’t help you get more sleep, but we can help get a Pete the Cat song or two out of your head
- [Riley Knoxx: Beyoncé, Broken Backs and NBA Basketball](https://riylmag.com/riley-knoxx-beyonce-broken-backs-and-nba-basketball/): "In order to grow you have to change. Because I impersonate her, I’ve been forced to progress with her."
- [A Quiet Place II: Fashion At the End of the World](https://riylmag.com/a-quiet-place-ii-fashion-at-the-end-of-the-world/): It’s the end of the world, there is no real need to present yourself as feminine
- [6 Tips 4 Potential Sk8 Parents](https://riylmag.com/6-tips-4-potential-sk8-parents/): Don’t go to the skatepark
- [How to Improve Baseball](https://riylmag.com/how-to-improve-baseball/): Baseball is essentially the world’s longest stream of conscious podcast
- [Why I'm Glad I Had A Vasectomy In My Twenties](https://riylmag.com/why-im-glad-i-had-a-vasectomy-in-my-twenties/): I assumed the only people who get vasectomies are men who already have kids and do not want more kids
- [John Paragon, of Comedy](https://riylmag.com/john-paragon-of-comedy/): When you make things left of center you’re putting the burden on the audience to get it, and if they don’t, it’s their loss
- [Tinder: The Movie](https://riylmag.com/tinder-the-movie/): How long has it been since you’ve looked at Tinder? Or OkCupid? Or Grindr? Or SeekingArrangement?
- [Ivy and Coney's Josh Saltzman on What Should Stay From the Last 15 Months](https://riylmag.com/ivy-and-coneys-josh-saltzman-on-what-should-stay-from-the-last-15-months/): Tip your bartender
- [So You Want Your Kids to Be Cool: Books That Rock](https://riylmag.com/so-you-want-your-kids-to-be-cool-books-that-rock/): From ages 0-10, according to a librarian
- [A Beginner’s Guide to The National Mustard Museum](https://riylmag.com/a-beginners-guide-to-the-national-mustard-museum/): The cheaper looking the label, the better it is at a BBQ
- [Turning QAnon Believers into QOTSA Fans](https://riylmag.com/qanon-into-qotsa/): #post_excerptThere's no connection between the conspiracy theory and the band, but there's no connection between QAnon and reality so let's tie 'em together!
- [Recommended Reading: Get Well Soon and Bird by Bird](https://riylmag.com/recommended-reading-get-well-soon-and-bird-by-bird/): #post_excerptAfter acknowledging the horrible pain and suffering due to pandemics, it's possible to laugh.
- [How to Party with Sober People](https://riylmag.com/how-to-party-with-sober-people/): I quit drinking when my pancreas exploded.
- [Bo Burnham Inside One Month Later](https://riylmag.com/bo-burnham-inside-one-month-later/): Inside was released one month ago. Instant reactions missed the influences because they’re not comedic. Well, not exactly comedic.
- [Top 10 Subjects from the Last 7 Days on the Neighborhood Listserv](https://riylmag.com/top-10-subjects-from-the-last-7-days-on-the-neighborhood-listserv/): Most of your neighbors just want you to take their kids' old toys. One person really wants you to freak out about 5G.
- [WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT FRISBEES?!?](https://riylmag.com/why-didnt-anyone-tell-me-about-frisbees/): Come on, parenting experts!
- [I'm Vaccinated but Still Want to Wear a Mask. What Pro Wrestler Mask is Best?](https://riylmag.com/im-vaccinated-but-still-want-to-wear-a-mask-what-pro-wrestler-mask-is-best/): What kind of non-N95 is best? A wrestling mask, of course.
- [Hello](https://riylmag.com/hello/): Stuff to talk about, stuff to do
- [I've Been Wrong a Lot Lately](https://riylmag.com/ive-been-wrong-a-lot-lately/): When I realize I'm wrong, I have three automatic reactions...
- [The Definitive Ranking of Hard Mountain Dew](https://riylmag.com/the-definitive-ranking-of-hard-mountain-dew/): This is about mildly poisoning yourself with fun, artificially flavored alcoholic beverages.

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