My therapist wants me to listen to less stuff like Low and more stuff like Jason Aldean, and she has a postgraduate education.
I like trains a lot but I’m not obsessive about them. What I am obsessive about is disliking cars.
Metal’s best masked men deserve wrestling’s best masks.
“Stand!” by Sly and the Family Stone is a better song than “Stand” by R.E.M. I doubt the members of R.E.M. would disagree.
Ranking art sucks. I do it all the time because I need things to talk about, but it’s not really fair to whoever created what I’m ranking.
Much like insufflating PCP, watching Elvis can be a lot of things, but it’s not boring.
Being extremely dumb on purpose feels like an act of protest now more than it did when the show began.
Gonzo journalism is risky, immersive, unapologetically subjective, and mines the ecstatic and horrifying extremes of experience for larger truths about human nature. It’s currently in short supply, but at least one long-haul libertine is doing it right.
Streaming is bad for comedy. Not inherently, but it just is right now.
