Baseball takes a long time, and figuring out your sexual preferences takes a long time, too.
I might be doing the bare minimum to keep my Tigers fan card, but it’s too late to do anything differently, and fewer totally trivial things are more comforting.
It’s time we take a look at the rich little weirdos that make up the MLB ownership class
“The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won’t hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.” -Earl Weaver
A blaring fever dream that bridged the gap between reality and mimosa-and-mescaline-fueled weekends along the Miami Beach Boardwalk
“I know that I’m not long for this world. Too many empty bottles, thousands of them. And a few broken hearts, sweetheart.”
It’s a shame it didn’t work out because I really do want more movies about dog shit and cum and barf
