Literally, not figuratively. Are they literally trying to no longer be parents?
Bring a book, please take home a few dozen books, we have too many kids books
I gleaned some lifelong wisdom from 2 Live Crew about love, sex, relationships, and safety concerns associated with banging in low-budget motels.
Quit early. Quit often. Quit until you find something that makes you want to quit quitting, and do that until it’s time to quit and go outside.
One golden shovel will be available for only $29.99!
If stadium alteration worked for the Cubs, it could work for the Bills.
I loved 2023. I loved the fast-paced car chases through urban streets. I loved sieging mansions, taking out each machine gun-armed guard in my path. More than all that I loved my wife who disappeared under mysterious circumstances, but somewhere deep down I know she’s still alive and I have to get her back.
Bring a book, take a book, drink beer and eat a hot dog in a bar that plays baseball games
Rough sex, you see, can save the world.