You see, Apollo lived by the code of the warrior and we must respect his right to die like a warrior at a dinner theater in Vegas
I’m not writing this because I hate rebooted intellectual property
There’s something really comforting about returning to theatre at a show I know by heart
Do you like food?
Adoobee doo doo dooba!
Me like food!
Adeebee Deeba Deeba Deeba!
Who doesn’t want to sip on a warm cup of bovine-based elixir?
It’s nice to hear people chanting your name
I can think of a few things I’d rather have if my plan was murder
Now, Jimmy / Well, do you want an explosion now?
We went from players having to go to the bathroom between every inning to only having to go during the seventh-inning stretch