For sale:

baby shoes

never worn

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Not sad 

kids grow 

not needed

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Who bought

baby shoes?

Why? Why?

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No kids

they’d know

shoes useless

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Toddler shoes

start there

very useful 

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Baby shoes

so expensive 

completely pointless 

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They wear

warm socks

buy socks 

 

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