MLB Ownership Ranked by Hair
Baseball is back, and it’s time we take a look at the rich little weirdos that make up the MLB ownership class. Some inherited a baseball team, others got bored with managing hedge funds, while others probably hate baseball outright, but thought this was a good investment. Despite their other qualities, I will not be judging them on any criteria other than hair. Here they are, worst to best:
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